Handbags at dawn

Hee hee.

Armani attacks Savile Row

Hugh retaliates

Thomas Mahon has already spoken, possibly stirring Giorgio to respond some 18 months later: Don’t fool yourself that just because it’s a Hugo Boss or Armani it’s a better fit than than the Marks & Spencer.

I am, of course, wearing an old-fashioned Prince of Wales check suit as I write this. And I urge you to do the same until Signore Armani realises the futility of his campaign to get us all wearing shiny tight suits.